19 year old Hannah Sabata may be the world’s dumbest criminal. After stealing a car and robbing a bank, she did what any other sane and not at all woefully stupid human being would do and posted a video onto Youtube bragging about her crimes. From the description:
I just stole a car and robbed a bank. Now I’m rich, I can pay off my college financial aid and tomorrow i’m going for a shopping spree. Bite me. I love GREENDAY!
Correction, you idiot. You just stole a car and robbed a bank and now you’re going to jail. She doesn’t even attempt to hide any part of her indiscretions, with the video title reading “Chick Bank robber.” Sabata also has on the same clothes at the time of her arrest that she wore during the bank robbery, which was captured on bank surveillance cameras.
I just…there’s no words.
